LOL

Just had a very screwed up dream.
Couldn't remember much but I remembered I was at a carpark.
It was at night.
Then suddenly I became part of a fighting scene.
And I was some pro martial artist.
But I sucked.
LOL.
Ironic.
I was standing near this tree at the carpark.
Then suddenly got this car drove towards me.
As a "pro", I decided to step on the glass and run over the car.
The moment when I lifted up my right leg, ready to jump, BANG!
Both my legs were being crushed onto the tree.
IT FUCKING HURTS.
I could feel.
Both legs.
LOL.
Then the person in the car keep ramming my leg until he reversed then I broke free by running swiftly over his car.
I remembered I jump over the car and then started to run.
Went to hide at some place.
Then suddenly got one taxi drove towards me, the place I was hiding.
Then the headlights were so bright I couldn't see anything.
So I climbed up the taxi and held on the the roof.
I thought it would go super fast, but it was going on a steady pace where I can handle the inertia.
So I shouted into the window, "FRIEND OR FOE?"
Then the driver replied "FOE"
Then I wanted to get off already until the woman on his left say "NO LA, FRIEND."
And guess who the woman was.
It's a hong kong actress LOL.
I don't know her name, if not I can put her face here.
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OKAY AFTER LIKE A 15 MINUTES SEARCH, I FOUND IT.

YUP THIS WOMAN BESIDE STEPHEN CHOW.

HAHAHAHAHA.

She was in the car.

For a moment, I felt like I was in a comedy show.

Super funny.

Okay so after that kinda woke up, but was still groggy.

So decided to sleep.

AND THEN DREAMT AGAIN.

THIS TIME I DREAMT THAT ME AND AMSYAR (CLIMBING) WANTED TO CLIMB OUT OF THE SCHOOL.

So we went to the school field there and then wanting to climb out.

So I started climbing up the fence first.

Then I realised SHIT got camera.

So I shifted abit to the left so there was no camera.

Then I managed to climb over and then when Amsyar was going to climb, saw this HOD walking towards us.

Then I was like "FUCK. Confirm kena call ask go General Office, confirm bad for testimonial, confirm call parents, GG."

So I told Amsyar "EH FUCK CLIMB FASTER. JUST CHIONG OUT DON'T CARE THE TEACHER."
So he climbed damn fast and he managed to go over the fence in time.

And both of us never turned back, hoping that the teacher never see our face.

She was shouting at us behind the fence but we ran off to some streets at pasir ris.

HAHAHAHAHA.

Freaking fun.

That's about what I remembered.

Damn funny.